Morgan James – Shakopee Delegation
Conspiracy Theories have been around for years and allow the mind to think freely. Was the moon landing fake? Are birds fake? What even is Wyoming? Today during our candidate area speeches, we took this conversation to a whole new level and are here to share our answers with you on some of the most popular conspiracy theories.
To state it simply, birds aren’t real. YIG Media agrees with the theory that the birds work for the bourgeoisie or the Government. Think about it, have you ever seen a baby pigeon or pelican? Didn’t think so. To bring this Theory to the next level we decided to ask our Governor and Lieutenant Governor their opinions on whether or not birds are real. While our Lieutenant Governor knew about the theory, he did not entirely buy into it. Our Governor on the other hand was not very much in the loop about the theory. Both did however share what their favorite Conspiracy Theories were.
Lieutenant Governor Dane Germany, says that he has reason to believe that the moon landing is not real. While there are other theories and evidence to back this up, here is what Dane had to say, “I like to believe the moon landing is real for my own personal belief. I could see the reasons behind it being fake as a set source of national pride and as a source of aggression towards the USSR at the time” he is still not sure if he fully believes the theory.
Next came our Governor, Anne Guidera. In a conversation she had with the SOS office and Lieutenant Governor one theory stuck in her head, the theory that Marilyn Monroe was killed by the FBI so that she would not spill the fact that she and President Kennedy at the time were possibly having an affair. Here is what she had to say, “She died in her hotel room one night and the FBI could have strangled her because they didn’t want her to expose Kennedy. She had also written music that led to her exposing the affair”.
The Bee movie was an internet sensation that took over in early 2020. The Media team has reason to believe that Bee Movie is a fever dream. We all know and love the movie, and it has some amazing anarchal qualities, is it even a real thing though?
Europe is a strange contenant of its own. This brings us to our theory, british accents simply aren’t a thing. The British only do them for us Americans and don’t do them when we are not around. They do this so that they can trick us into thinking they are british.
Following off of British accents, Australia not is not real. How does this connect to British accents you might ask? Well, Australia is where all the british people who failed at speaking a british accent went. They didn’t like this, so they made sure that everything there could kill you.
Wyoming is not real simply because it is Wyoming. The only real part of Wyoming is Yellowstone National Park. That’s all.
Antarctica is just North Dakota. Think about it, there must be a reason why only Government officials can go there. However, even if it’s real, what are they hiding there? Is this another Area 51 situation? Or could this be something deeper than we could ever imagine?
To close out, the population is not 7 billion. There are simply no facts to back it up. Be honest, who or where do you hear that number from? Do you really believe them?
What other theories do you believe in that were not on this list? Have you heard or bought into any of the theories that we have listed here? Whatever you believe, just know that there are always people who believe in you.